Jessica Simpson must be pretty devastated to find out that just after five months since Tomy Romo dumped her, the Dallas quarterback is now already engaged to his girlfriend, former Miss Missouri Candice Crawford. Aside from taking revenge in eating all the food in her fridge, Jessica also resorted to singing her pain away, with a Pumpkin. A Smashing Pumpkin, that is. Jessica Simpson recently tweeted pics of her recording in a studio with Billy Corgan, and even said of Billy via her Twitter, “He braids my prayers.“

So this all means one thing, Jessica’s brokenhearted upon hearing of her ex’s engagement, that’s why she took refuge in Billy Corgan’s music. Or cock. Whichever Jessica needs. Of course, after eating her way out of depression, she needed an exercise to keep her weight down. And only Billy Corgan’s cock is up and ready for her, so she settled for it. And so they made beautiful music together.

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